Squishable

Are you hungry, little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez, no, stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cr...

Eek! I made an anti-aging potion, and now my testers are all babies! I mean, babies are fine vis-a-vis continuing the human race, but these are bab...

The Squishable Wizard is here to make dreams come true! No wait, that's shooting stars. Okay, they're here to grant three wishes! Nope, hold up, th...

Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fas...

This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper...

This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper...

Unicorns are the national symbol of Scotland, not because they look great in plaid and like to toss a caber or two, but because of their strength a...

Are you ready for magical crystal healing? Nope? What about a super-sized transformative journey!?? Uh-uh? How about a sparkly dragon? If you answe...

Some things are combinations of things and other things! For example, this Alicorn! She's got a unicorn's horn, a bird's wings, and a horse's...eve...

ROAR! Every time this Lunar Lion roars, it turns into stars and glitter! Can it make constellations? Oh wow, yep! That's even cooler! What about mo...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete wit...

Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They ru...

Show us who you are deep inside, little jellyfish! That should be easy for you...you're made of translucent goop! Oh wait, you're not made of goop?...

Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books, and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well, except that one guy,...

Science tells us that sharks are in a perpetual state of motion, always swimming forward. To be a shark means being permanently on the hunt. We hav...

Oh little fish who huffs and puffsAnd dreams of giant balls of fluffThere is, alas, a bigger pufferYou might get large, but he's still buff-er!But ...

Why are Platypi great animals to take to lunch? Because they always pick up the bill!(Awaits eye-roll and sigh)No, no, it's not just a pun! This pa...

Sometimes you need the refreshing taste of minty toothpaste to really wake up in the morning. Not working? How about some minty iced coffee, minty ...

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax M...

Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated...

Buuuuuurp. Oh do pardon me! I hadn't realized that my vertically escaping bodily gasses would be so orchestral! Next time I'll make sure to stick w...

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word,Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so,Mama's gonna stick them on an ice floe...

Craft or mainstream? IPA or Belgian? Saison or lager? Brown ale or porter? Stout or sour? Choosing a beer requires a lot of work. Allow me to make ...

All hail corgis! Well, I mean, don't hail them, there's no need to freeze them into tiny balls of ice and have them fall through the sky. Although ...