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Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper...

Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books, and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well, except that one guy,...

How glorious! The Mini Squishable Snow Dragon is here to spread love and warmth! Despite their snowy exterior, dragons are naturally hot-blooded. I...

ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete wit...

Why horses? When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing wou...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

Unicorns! Unicorns are the most legendary and magical imaginary horsey things in all of ancient mythology!Rainbows! Rainbows are the most scintilla...

This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper...

ROAR! Nice recording work on your new metal album, Red Dragon! Those pounding beats and thumping base really fit well with your ear-shattering shri...

Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They ru...

Agh, I got lost in a snowstorm! But wait, the Squishable Snow Unicorn found me! We're making a makeshift igloo castle! We're throwing sparkly snowb...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This aftern...

Eek! I made an anti-aging potion, and now my testers are all babies! I mean, babies are fine vis-a-vis continuing the human race, but these are bab...

The Squishable Wizard is here to make dreams come true! No wait, that's shooting stars. Okay, they're here to grant three wishes! Nope, hold up, th...

HUZZAH! Oh your majesty, Comfort Food Chicken Leg, I swear fealty to your superior poultry-ness. I shall joust, sword fight, dance and be merry in ...

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. App...

Science tells us that sharks are in a perpetual state of motion, always swimming forward. To be a shark means being permanently on the hunt. We hav...

This cuddly Squish is inspired by Norse mythology. How long will this one last? You're gonna be here until Ragnarok? Sweet! Let's go chase the moon...

They see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! T...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...